1 ea Very large lobster
1/2 lb Butter
1 tb Mustard
1 tb Catsup
1 c Vinegar (white wine if poss)
1 x Cayenne pepper to taste (Amounts are approximate: the above measurement should be increased
or decreased depending on the size of the lobster. You want about a
cup of sauce per two people.) Thackeray's original follows: . "You
take a lobster, about three feet long if possible, remove the shell,
cut or break the flesh of the fish in pieces not too small. Someone
else meanwhile makes a mixture of mustard, vinegar, catsup and lots
of cayenne pepper. You produce a machine called a "despatcher" which
has a spirit lamp underneath it that is usually illuminated with
whiskey." (He appears to be talking about a chafing dish with a
pretty aggressive flame.) "The lobster, the sauce, and near
half-a-pound of butter are placed in the despatcher, which is
immediately closed. When boiling, the mixture is stirred up, the
lobster being sure to heave about the pan in a convulsive manner,
while it emits a remarkable rich and agreeable odour through the
apartment. A glass and a half of sherry is now thrown into the pan,
and the contents served out hot, and eaten by the company. Porter
(i.e. stout) is commonly drunk, and whisly-punch afterwards, and the
dish is fit for an emperor. . Unfortunately the day of inexpensive
three-foot-long lobsters has passed, even in Ireland (lobsters of
this size are still taken off the west coast, however). In modern
terms: Clean and shell the lobster as indicated above. Mix the
mustard, vinegar, catsup and cayenne to taste (some people might
prefer to cut the sourness of the vinegar by substituting a
half-and-half mixture of vinegar and dry white wine). Melt the
butter in a large saucepan, saute the lobster briefly in it, not
allowing it to color at all; then add the mustard/vinegar/cayenne
mixture, mix well, cover, and allow to stew over medium heat for
15-20 minutes. Boiled new potatoes would go very well with this, or
baked potatoes, or plain buttered rice. Thackeray and his friends
seem to have not eaten anything else with the dish, but they seem to
have drunk a great deal; he remarks in the next paragraph of the
excerpt on ways to deal with the hangover....
Yield: 4 Servings